April 24th - Plumber's Day

The plumber deserves a day of celebration for all the nasty work he has to do.
In honor of the plumber use the toilet paper sparingly today and enjoy this funny plumber song by Weird Al.

Weird Al Yankovic’s The Plumbing Song

(to the tune of Milli Vanilli’s song “Baby don't forget my number”)

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand

But plumbing's one thing I don't understand

It's true (Haven't got a clue)

B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem

When I flush the john, then your shower goes on(Baby)

Now watcha gonna do?

If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke

Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench(Baby) He'll be there for you

Shower's backing up (up, up)?

Water won't go down (down, down)?

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Don't forget my Plumber

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Sink's been stopped up all summer

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Better call the plumber

He'll know what to do

Pipes been blowing up

Pipes been breaking down

And the carpet's soaked... right through

Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba

Ba-ba ba ba ba, kitchen's flooded, too

Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba

Ba-ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true

B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawer

If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay(Baby) He can be here by 2:00

So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash

Makin' service calls in his overalls(Baby) He'll do his best for you

Sewer's backing up (up, up)?

Got you feelin' down (down, down)?

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Don't forget my plumber

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Leaky pipes are a bummer

Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Time to call the plumber

Maybe call a few

Got a problem with plumbing?Gotta blame it on something

Blame it on the drain it was cloggin', cloggin'

Blame it on the faucet that drips all night

If hairballs, grease and goo

Won't let the water through

Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah

When I flush the john, now when I flush the john

It turns your shower on(Roto-Rooter 6-5000)Ba ba-ba-ba, baby

Better call my plumber

He'll know what to do(Announcer: Call now. We're in the yellow pages!)

It’s Friday and the weekend is finally here. Cut loose and enjoy a few plumber jokes guaranteed to make you laugh or at least smile.

A good flush beats a full house every time.

A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak........and fix it also!

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.